Martinez questions quack, Dr. Richard Samuels [the Apocalypse Personified]

“You don’t know that, do you? – Juan Martinez

“No I don’t. I’m speculating.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack

“Right. You made it up right now. Speculating…” – Juan Martinez

“No, clinical judgment sir. Clinical Judgment.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack

“Sir, you just used the word ‘speculating’, didn’t you?” – Juan Martinez

(long, long pause) “OK. I used the word… I misspoke.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack

“Sure. And speculating means it could be made up, right?.” – Juan Martinez

(long pause again) “Yes… that’s one possibility. It could be made up.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack

“Alright, thank you.” – Juan Martinez