Juan Martinez takes down idiot murderer with two names; “I’ll use whatever name he wants to convict him”

Rick Valentini aka Bryan Stewart convicted by Juan Martinez for the [2nd degree] murder of Jamie Laiaddee [without a body], and additional counts of fraud.

The Juan Martinez Stenographer (Transcription)
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“Who is technically, legally on trial here?”

“An individual by the name of Rick Valentini, also known as Bryan Stewart.”

“But, isn’t this a little odd, because even through the trial you’re calling him Bryan Stewart…”

“That’s the name that he preferred. I’ll use whatever name he wants to convict him.” — Juan Martinez

Mmmhmm.

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