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Author Archives: TheRightStuff
Juan Martinez opening statement in Richard Chrisman trial
Juan Martinez during interview about the death sentence of Wendi Andriano
Richard Chrisman, Prosecuted by Juan Martinez
Update: Juan Martinez’ archival data from the Richard Chrisman trial will be posted once trial concludes. Most video footage available is very rough and will take more time to properly decipher.
Martinez asks defiant LaViolette if her goal is to ‘spar’ with prosecutor
Juan Martinez to hostile witness, Alyce LaViolette
“If you wanna spar…do you want to spar with me? Will that affect the way you view your testimony? Is that important to you whether or not the prosecutor is angry with regard to your evaluation? Does that make any difference to your evaluation whether or not the prosecutor is angry… yes or no?” – Juan Martinez
Martinez questions quack, Dr. Richard Samuels [the Apocalypse Personified]
“You don’t know that, do you? – Juan Martinez
“No I don’t. I’m speculating.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack
“Right. You made it up right now. Speculating…” – Juan Martinez
“No, clinical judgment sir. Clinical Judgment.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack
“Sir, you just used the word ‘speculating’, didn’t you?” – Juan Martinez
(long, long pause) “OK. I used the word… I misspoke.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack
“Sure. And speculating means it could be made up, right?.” – Juan Martinez
(long pause again) “Yes… that’s one possibility. It could be made up.” – “Dr.” Samuels Quack
“Alright, thank you.” – Juan Martinez
Martinez warns about screwdriver-armed skateboarders who target strawberry frappucino drinkers
“And then, something that is so bizarre happens to her. It seems that there is this coincidental hoard of skateboarders in Pasadena. That’s, that’s the way the kids are in Pasadena. They go in hoards, these skateboarders. And this hoard of skateboarders, well, they carry screwdrivers. That’s one of the things. If you’re going to be in this hoard of skateboarders you have to have a screwdriver. That’s what you got to do. Or else you’re not allowed in this particular club out in Pasadena…
And you can get a Strawberry Frappuccino or whatever it is that you get at Starbucks when you go there. Be careful. Because when you go in to get this Strawberry Frappuccino, things are going to happen to your license plate if you run across this hoard of skateboarders with this… screwdriver.”
~ Juan Martinez
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The Juan Martinez Stenographer
Martinez’ conviction against ‘sleepwalking’ murderer, Scott Falater
Martinez imitates Arias’ defense counsel at podium to unfog her memory
A beautiful moment in a painful trial.
Martinez asks about owning watches; Arias actually dumb enough to ‘play dumb’ on concept of time
“Well again you keep saying ‘I guess’, like you don’t know about time. You own a watch, right? Or at some point in your life, you’ve owned watches, right? [objection]
You know about time, ma’am. You know that movement takes time, don’t you?” – Juan Martinez
Martinez reflects on reflection of German Shepherd, Mexican Chihuahua
“I don’t see a camera, I don’t see a knife, I don’t see anything other than a blotch. And if we went to this place of business – I know that I said I saw a dog; it looked like a German Shepherd – perhaps I would probably see a Mexican Chihuahua. That’s the problem with this particular evidence; it doesn’t show anything and it’s subject to interpretation.”
~ Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez does a Muhammad Ali with Alyce LaViolette
[Juan Martinez’ response to Alyce LaViolette’s rambling tangent]
“Are you done with your answer?” – Juan Martinez
“Yes.” – Witness
“Okay. Now answer my question.” – Juan Martinez
Juantology – Episode 1
Juantology – Episode 1: The Witcraft of Prosecutor Juan Martinez on imbecile murderer, Jodi Arias
The Juan Martinez Stenographer provides CC option on video.
Juan Martinez blasts Arias’ post-killing romance & double-standards
Prosecutor Juan Martinez points out remorseless Arias’ post-murder romance only hours after killing ex-boyfriend and illustrating murderer’s double standard against victim.
TJMS – The Juan Martinez Stenographer
Transcript of audio under video description on Youtube.
“Juan Martinez Website”
The first ever “Juan Martinez website” is now up and active to archive his career. Feel free to share this site via the following link: www.juanmartinezarchive.com
Martinez homes in on Arias’ Jealousy motive
Martinez’ rapid-fire rebuttal to pointless witness, Gus Searcy
The Juan Martinez Stenographer:
Gus Searcy: “I only know what he’s told me.”
Juan Martinez: “I want to know what you know.”
Gus Searcy: “I understand English pretty well.”
Juan Martinez: “And you’re having problems with it today, aren’t you?”
If I were married to Willmott…
“But the thing is that if Ms. Willmott and I were married, I certainly would say I f***ing want to kill myself. That doesn’t mean I want to kill myself. It just means there’s a bad relationship and I want you to leave me alone.” – Juan Martinez [during sidebar]
Objection to witness who is ‘anomaly’, says witness
‘The Juan Martinez Stenographer’
Unconfirmed audio transcription most closely resembles:
‘The (court?) objects – non-responsive – and asks politely that nobody care about his anomalies.’
Figuring out what a lie should be called
“Are you telling me that fabricating a text message is not a lie?” – Juan Martinez
Martinez on Arias & The Truth [Oxymoron]
“In your view, when do you decide to tell the truth? When you’re in this court and no place else? Just because you’re in this court doesn’t mean you have to tell the truth; that’s what you’re telling us.” – Juan Martinez
The Journal Intruder?
“So you’re saying that somebody held your hand and stopped you from writing that? Are you saying that somebody came into your house, and stole your journals and took whatever was the journal there so you couldn’t write in it?” – Juan Martinez
[Martinez during cross-examination of murderer Jodi Ann Arias, regarding why she didn’t write abuse allegations/other negative things in her journal.]
Braid semantics
“If you wore braids, you thought they were hot and you liked them, right?” – Juan Martinez
Martinez nails defense shrink’s memory problems, displays sheer irony of the quack backfire
Washington Mutual & The Law of Attraction
“Washington mutual must subscribe to the law of attraction and didn’t want to put anything negative here.” ~ Juan Martinez
Juantography of AZ prosecutor, off-duty for at least three minutes
An introduction to Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez | Prosecutor 